Has anybody seen my old pal Jerry?
Quickie Poll:Now that Jerry Falwell has finally left the metaphorical building, as it were, where do you think he's gone to?
Would you like to ultimately join him in the same place?
Name some others you might have in mind to be sitting alongside the founder of the Moral Majority right now? (hint, they have to be already dead)
What do you think he was pointing at in the accompanying photo? Was it you?
Labels: Crusadin' Jerry
posted by Ian Lidster at
2:02 PM
11 Comments:
"OH MY GOD ZEUS' FLAMING BUTTHOLE IS EATING ME ALIVEEEEEEEEEE...!!!!!!!"
Since I'm an atheist, I know that there is nothing whatsoever after death. Biological functions breakdown, systems fail and the organism become just so much compost. Anything else is wishful thinking. So old Jerry is presently quietly breaking down into his composite molecules... so I will join him sooner or later, we all will.
But let us imagine that there is the heaven and hell that Jerry believed in...then I would say that he, the self proclaimed "Christian", who preached intolerance and hate (a sower of discord), is probably sitting in Dante's eighth circle, being sliced and diced by some nasty devil. (This is my personal opinion, I think that Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and any others all have a right to exist, pray and do their thing. Live and let live! They just should not have the right to preach hate and intolerance.)
let's see, i'm sure there's a german guy he's having a beer with, at the moment. perhaps an italian? oh, i dunno. and they're all sitting around twiddling their thumbs 'til this current US administration joins them.
oh, as for what he's pointing at? maybe he's doing the old, pull my finger routine. heh heh heh.
i'm just happy i won't have to listen to him blather on in the next election cycle.
Jerry Falwell is dead?
How out of touch am I?
Won't good ol' Jerry be surprised to find he is sharing heaven with gays, lesbians, and, gasp! feminists. Actually, I expect he is heading the other way, which makes me want to start living a sin free life immediately. Hell really scares me if he's in it.
V.
Oh, no, Jerry is definitely going to Heaven. And God is going to reward him with 72 virgin ...boys.
Be careful what you wish for.
Mr. Falwell for all his faults of which he had many and for which he will pay dearly for was still nonetheless a human being. I wish him well on his journey and hope he has time to think and learn from those faults.
Never liked the man, and hope wherever he is he is getting the karma he deserves.
Wherever he's going, I'd like to go the other way.
I just found out about this from another blog. I don't know how I miss so much news. Anyway, I don't believ in heaven or hell except as it exists in the moement as an emotional state. SO I'm guessing he's gone to ashes or a coffin or wherever they've sent him, and that's that. But even if I did, I would not wish hell on even him, because the idea of a God who would consign ANYONE to eternal suffering turns my stomach. Even a hatemonger like Falwell. If there were any ongoing conscousness, I hope for him it would involve quiet contemplation of how far he strayed from anything remotely Christ-like or holy.
Doesn't that photo look like the guy who tried to sign everyone up for 2nd world war duty? His slogan was "We want YOU!" ... or the likes. So I'm guessing he went south where it's nice and warm.
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