I hab a code id da dose

Don't you just hate intercoursing colds? I assume you do. Well, I am here to tell you that I have a coiting cold, and it's not a pretty scene.

I am sneezing; my nose is running; my sinuses are blocked and that vicious little virus is just working the most wondrous magic.

To top it off, mid-day I have to take a 4-1/2 hour train trip. I just want to go to bed, or laze on the sofa with the fire on and doze.

Now, my request to you all is that you feel very, very sorry for me because, believe me, this is a 'Man Cold' and MCs are noted for their severity and ability to render us normally virile and stalwart males whimpering, simpering pathetic creatures.

My other request is that you send me dozens of hugs and messages of sympathy. Oh, and chicken soup wouldn't hoit.